M.C.P.

Ah

I should have known you're boring
I should have known you smell
And that at night you're snoring
I should have known as well
You once wrote me a letter -
You couldn't even spell
I should have known you better
You made me go through hell
You're horribly repulsive
You remind me of Loch Ness
Your mind is a disaster
And you're listening to jazz
You can kiss my ass
You can kiss my ass

I didn't like your family
I didn't like your friends
I couldn't stand your talking
And I hate the way you dance
You never ever listened
To anything I said
You never cleaned the kitchen, girl
And you never gave me head
You don't know what I think of you
Well, you've got just one guess
You look like a horse on roller-skates
That's trying to play chess
You can kiss my ass
You can kiss my ass
Kiss my ass

You're so extraordinary ugly, girl
Your face is such a mess
You've got no brains and you've got no tits
And girl, you've got no class
You can kiss my ass
You can kiss my ass
You can kiss my ass
You can kiss my ass
You can kiss