Attack of the Fat Teenagers

You say I'm full of shit
You don't believe in it
When I tell you about a scary kind of human race
Here's the truth in your face
They dress x-extralarge
Hurricanes when they fart
Consuming cans of fat free items, gallons of diet coke
Now this ain't a joke

Attack of fat teenagers (Alarm! Alarm!)
That teeny horror's just begun (Alarm! Alarm!)

They kill for candy bars
Got bellies huge as cars
Survival of the fattest seems to be their only rule
Calorie is their tool

Attack of fat teenagers (Alarm! Alarm!)
That teeny horror's just begun (Alarm! Alarm!)
Watch out for fat teenagers (Alarm! Alarm!)
The teenage rampage of the fat (Alarm! Alarm!)

Attack of fat teenagers (Alarm! Alarm!)
That teeny horror's just begun (Alarm! Alarm!)
Watch out for fat teenagers (Alarm! Alarm!)
The teenage rampage of the fat (Alarm! Alarm!)